Prisoner Dives Into Toilet

Technique is everything when you want to do something perfectly. OK, the approach was just about perfect, and the flight was pretty spectacular, but that was a crappy landing with a poor entry. Too much splash.

It's a classic case of '4 wheels good, 2 wheels BAD!' - A MotoGP racers motorcycle stalls at the green light and two guys slam into him at high speeds.

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

Despite being a hugely engrossing virtual world there are some jarringly unrealistic aspects to the world of Skyrim. The fact that this sort of thing is commonplace is one of them. Still a great game though.

We've all been there (well, if you play in an orchestra that is): it's a quiet passage and you really really need to sneeze. Try to ignore and keep playing, or disrupt the music to stop and sneeze? This is what happens when you don't quite make it...

This is a tragically familiar sight in bars and clubs planetwide. They're drunk, noisy and a pain in everyone's ass. Don't bother speaking to them, they'll just drink your wallet dry and leave with some dude with an eyepatch.

This remote controlled bowling ball hack would make for the most boring attempt at cheating in the history of games. Still....The possibilities are endless!

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

"It's okay dave, it looks fairly light. Just sling it down and I'll catch it on my kneecaps". Yeah, so that might not have been the best idea he'd ever had but at least someone was filming it so you could watch it on the internets.

Ever wondered what it's like being a soldier and trying to fight and outwt a tank? Well, this is the scenario that this cameraman faces as a tank rounds a building and trains it's gun barrel on the lens. OMG!

It might seem cruel but just think of all the lives that this kind of research has saved It's a messy job but someone has to do it. Kittens, the people of earth owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. *Salutes*