Poor Start On Dragstrip

This guy lives his life a quarter block at a time. No more no less.

It's kinda cool to watch but for the guy doing it, it's the most amazing thing that has ever been witnessed by anyone. Even that hippy dude who saw a double rainbow. Also, he's doing SCIENCE so it's important stuff too.

God knows that is up with this hot little blonde but she systematically licks everything in this hotel room. Maybe she just cleaned the entire lot but i dont think so.

The female driver of this car is now facing prosecution after she turned herself yesterday for deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing kids at a bus stop. My hero!!!

If he is, he'll do this when you play this tune to him. If he isn't he'll try to dance like this, but probably won't pull it off with such panache. If he's Meixcan, he'll probably just fall asleep instead. LOL! YAY RACISM! :D

Jabooodydubs roll out another instant classic. No Billy Mays in sight, just a monotonous old guy with a jumper covered in pussy hair and a screechy old woman rollering the fur of her pooch.

When you can't handle a motorcycle, you get a scooter. If you still can't handle the scooter, better go back to your tricycle. This guy needs to walk!

The stakes are high with this fight. The loser gets a free meal and has to keep it down.

We all like adding fuel to the Internet Hate Machine, it helps us feel better about our pathetic shitty lives you bunch of sperm-munching, basement-dwelling moon-faced rat vaginas.

A short claymation about a monotonous job, a man who wants nothing more than to carry out the monotonous job and a strange looking dog-like creature that wants to bum-scoot all over his desk and annoy him. Genius.

OMG, that bikini is obscene, it's scandalous! Somebody call someone and report as a moral outrage against common decency! Nah, I'm only kidding, that's the sort of bikini that should COME OFF!!!!