Plumber's Pr0n Liquid

In a bold attempt to prove that advertisers have absolutely zero imagination, these guys have decided to sell a drain cleaning agent using sex. If you scrape the bottom of the barrel long enough, it's all you can achieve.

Known as Pipe Guy, this musician plays a live set that sounds like techno music in Rundle Mall, Adelaide, South Australia using a homemade PVC pipe instrument, played with a pair of flip flops.

It’s a much more listenable and enjoyable One Direction than you’re used to. Zayn sings Story of My Life like he’s swallowed a Fraggle, Harry’s become tone death, and the rest sound like cartoon characters.

Kids never look where they are going. It’s one of the many privileges of being young. Once you’re an adult, there’s no excuse for walking into things and generally being careless. Christ. Being old is rubbish, isn’t it?

This brings a new meaning to the word.. -LOL

This dude staples his co-worker's head. Take that, human resources! You don't have anything on stapling your co-workers' heads... yet.

This old guy smashes a jewel thief into his countertop then throws him over the top of it, chasing the thieves from his store. These were just jewels. You should see what he does when people try to steal his Centrum Silver.

This had to hurt.. I would have thought that the rope would have helped him, not made things worse. - OUCH

This kind of folding pocket knife usually comes with a bit of a bad rep, it reminds you of street gangs called the Jets and Sharks fighting to music by Leonard Bernstein. But this guy is awesome.

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies. Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that?

This cute little kitty managed to find his way onto the pitch as Liverpool were playing at home against Tottenham. Personally, I think I’d prefer to watch a cat prancing around that soccer players diving and faking injuries.