Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish

In this multi-cultural day & age how can any American teen fail such an integral subject? It's shocking & makes you loose faith in the youth of today. How can they lead this great nation when they can't even speak its language!?

Trying to show off in your car while there's ice on the road. Not the best idea you've ever had. Not only did you narrowly miss that pedestrian but you wrote off your car too. You total, total dick.

If you've got a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them - maybe you can hire The Super Dwarves ! Size sure matters when you've got to whoop some ass - and these guys are hard enough to take em all !!

He didn't need anyone's help putting the roof up, and he doesn't need anyone's help bringing it down. He may need someone's help walking into what's left of his house.

I have no idea what is going on here and I'm a little bit afraid. That's how I know that this video is from Japan. There is no way that something this inexplicable could have come from anywhere else.

The club's kicking out but you've just bought a wrap of catnip and don't want the night to end? Time to head to the afterparty, do as much catnip as you can handle and yiff it up all night long. Wooooo!

If it's home-made it's gotta be good, right? Proof that you can never have too much home protection - This shotgun should be on every redneck's Christmas list this year.

Now, why would any girl have a pole like that in their room? Exercise purposes? Possibly, more likely it's to entertain the lucky ones who get invited back to her abode. And what entertainment that would be.

Holy crap this cat looks like he could give Rocky a run for his money, all he has to do is work him down a bit. I'd hate to be a friendly dog in this feline's hood. You obviously never met a cat like this before buddy!

This guy rotates his tires every six thousand miles... no matter where he is.

After brief stints in craft services on Flava of Love and Rock of Love, this was the next logical career move for him.