Opulence, I Has It!

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

If you breath oxygen, then you need to see this documentary. Because who doesn’t love that little furry red freak that enriched our little lives when we were knee high to a grasshopper and the world was one big playground.

It's not cool to push girls, but i reckon you ok if we give you a pass this one time if this is your girlfriend, because she is truly insane. Remember, forever alone > crazy girlfriend. Tough choice, but worth it.

Check out this years CamGirls Valentine megamix featuring some of the hottest camgirls online. Good Lord where do they find so many incredible babes?

It doesn't sound all that impressive until you watch the trials that they put it through. Swinging pickaxes, hammers, crowbars, chisels and even driving a fork lift at it. This window is freaking HENCH.

This film can rightfully hold its head up high & claim to be the greatest movie never made. It's an epic plot, involving a shark in the pool & the dilemma these beautiful people face, avoiding going in the pool.

Jumping into a pool that has a thin layer of ice over the top is a testicle shrinking prospect. It still beats the idea of jumping into a pool that consists of nothing but ice though. Epic buttock bruise inbound.

Don’t worry if you’ve not been keeping up with what the idiots of the world are up to, this compilation’s got you covered. From the ridiculously stupid to the stupidly ridiculous, all varieties of fail are here.

OMG, those mutant bubbles, they’re attacking those poor children who’re just trying too enjoy a day out at the beach! It’s hideous. HIDEOUS! It’s going to be a massacre!

During the Queens Day parade in the Netherlands, an unhinged driver slams through the crowd and slams into a monument. Watch how quickly the guy on the bike jumps out of the cars path six seconds into the video.

During a race in Spain, a car slides out of control during a curve and crashes into a mother and her daughter, flipping them into the air. Amazingly, no one was injured in the accident.