Ollies Over Man On Fire

This skateboard stunt is what happens when you have too much time and lighter fluid on your hands. Don't attempt this. It requires a professional level of stupidity.

So, impressed with the latest instalments of Call Of Duty and Halo?, well hold on to your game pad because we present to you the ultimate gaming experience with Coleco Telstar! I am truly in awe!

Chris Brown’s “Look At Me Now” gets illustrated, literally, in MS Paint. Just look at it as a way for you to learn the lyrics. And it renders the images SFW as well. People will think you’re looking a crudely drawn images of pussy cats.

Look at this goddamn baby eating this watermelon! I think I've just overdosed on cute, I'm gonna have to watch an animal getting mindlessly slaughtered just to get through the rest of the day now.

London Mayor Borris Johnson give us the lowdown on the upcoming olympic events in the English capital. If you're not familiar with Cassetteboy, that's because he gets DMCA'd like crazy. Watch this now while you can!

Worked wayy better on a hot chick than with a dude's mom.. - LOL

They say they are man's best friend, but WTF!?! Now this isn't something you see everyday. It's just a dog pushing an old lazy man down a flooded street. Seriously guys what is the world coming to?

This is the dawning of the age of dancing about in your bedroom in hawt lingerie! Yay!

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Fancy winning the chance to meet the creators of the PlayStation® game Uncharted and create your own in-game multiplayer character for Uncharted 3 - All you have to do is audition and prove you are as good as Nathan Drake.