Oceanic Fast Food

Getting a quick meal in the ocean isn't hard if you know where to look, and you don't mind eating anchovies by the metric fuckton. Not sure what kinda fish/shark/kraken this is but I wouldn't wanna be in that net!

Whatever it is you're expecting to see chasing this screaming girly-man, it's not what is actually chasing him. I promise. Oh, and before you ask; No, you can never get these 18 seconds back. Suck it up.

Even scarier than a Jimmy Saville pumpkin and more douchey than a Dane Cook Pumpkin. Yes, there's only one likeness that you should carve into you pumpkin this year if you want to explode the creep factor. David Cameron.

An oblivious, Australian bank worker checks out some hot Miranda Kerr nude pics without realizing he's being caught on the local news. His face at the end...

The Force is strong in this one. Choose his pants wisely, he must learn, or Jedi he will not become ! Even the Dark Side has standards it wont stoop below !

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

Jabooodydubs roll out another instant classic. No Billy Mays in sight, just a monotonous old guy with a jumper covered in pussy hair and a screechy old woman rollering the fur of her pooch.

Prepare yourself for extreme EPIC! The sons of evil meat-slaying demons from planet Beef birth a meat baby from a dead bird. Washed down with some breast milk Jack Daniels. M’mmm.

I'm not sure what he's playing but by god he's loving it. It's probably taking him back to the good old days when him and his buddies were gunning down japs or germans or whoever it was they were fighting.

Take twenty paces, turn, and... FIRE! My FACE is on FIRE! They might as well be using guns to be honest.

Experience some ultra-violent claymation & cheeky French maids. What's not to like in this gruesome video. Gruesome if you're made of clay that is. Otherwise it's just good old aggressive zombie killing fun. AWESOME!