OCD Decision

If you're a sufferer then you'll feel this guy's pain. It's a tough decision and whatever you do, you still won't be happy about it...

So, have you seen Black Swan yet? Man, you go in there expecting some dullard ballet bull crud and you end up with lesbo action and insanity to the power of sectioned. This image sums it up well but misses out the HLA.

When you head for a bite to eat, you don't expect to be confronted with questions regarding the length of your manhood. But that's what the world's come to these days. So what is it: 6 or 9 inches?

It's a well known fact: guys don't care about make-up. So long as you don't look like Leatherface or an oompa loompa, make-up is never really going to be an issue.

Oh man, it's a really sad day, your mom was on of the greatest skydiver of her generation and now it's so terrible to hear about what happened. But to remember her, they've named the lake "Lake Yo Mama".

Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?

cats might seem laid back but there are some things that they just can't live without. In most cases it's whatever you happen to be eating or cooking while they are in the same room.

When it comes to proposing to your girlfriend, there are ways you should do it and ways you shouldn't do it. Falling in the former camp is this, it's full of so much win it hurts.

Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.

Michelangelo's God from the Sistine Chapel ceiling gets fed up stuck up there giving life to Adam. So he's taken a little holiday, like Uncle Traveling Matt. Here he is at a gig, playing basketball and other activities.

We've all heard of the 'Walk Of Sham'e. Now there is a new title that could be bestowed upon you next time you pass out drunk - the Sleep Of Shame! You can't avoid that evidence.