Not So Fast And Furious

Those films would have been far better if the races were set up like these. Sure, it wouldn't be as high octane, but the physical comedy of Vin Diesel pushing his ricer would have more than made up for it.

Having a sound system in your car that can destroy a phone book is pretty impressive. It was an epic battle the world had been waiting an eternity for. Some guy's in-car bass bin versus the phone book.

Erin Langworthy, an Australian tourist, survived a massive drop into the crocodile-infested Zambezi river. It was a 364 foot drop. Next year she should try something really dangerous, like visiting Detroit.

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

It's here! Whoop-de-hoo-ha! Go get them Ventura, get that furry lump of tuft that clings onto Leia. And that Lucas-looking Ewok too! Damn, but a pet detective is no match for tranquilizer darts.

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

The two hottest webcam babes finally get together & they both end up without any clothes on - YAY!

Lets be honest, as soon as any kind of chick mentions the words 'World of Warcraft' in a positive way it gives nerds all over the world false hope. Unlucky losers.

A pilot doesn't pick up enough speed before attempting a water take off and crashes hard just feet away from the camera man.

This is air walk is pretty cool move, but if she chews gum while doing it, the whole thing falls apart.

She's the percolator and it is time for her, so make way for her astonishing table dancing. The only thing she ends up percolating is that table, just wait until mom and dad get home and realise their precious table is ruined. LMAO.