Nosepod is new Ipod

Will the Nosepod become the hottest new gift of the 2009 Christmas shopping season? No one nose for sure.

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

This is what happens when two best friends make it to the championship round of a kickboxing tournament. They ruin the show for everyone who's come to spectate and don't even do a best of three.

It's time to witness the near-impossible in skateboarding. Robbyn Magby pulls off an insanely difficult 720 double kickflip while being filmed with a 1000fps high speed camera. Impressive.

Taking the form of an educational video for non-human space travellers, the video reveals the intimidating nature of the human race—we’re quite a scary bunch, especially before breakfast.

Gullible passersby get tricked into believing this guy's phone is possessed by a zombie ghost girl. The idiots. Remember kids, it's not polite to make fun of the dead, unless they are the 'un'-dead :)

Nobody likes a traffic warden, not even their parents or respective partners. They're like gingers, but gingers with authoritah. That's why it's so satisfying to watch one getting firmly put in his place.

Looking at these pictures has reminded me of something, I've left a stack of washing up indoors...

It might sound incredible and as though it's teetering on the edge of believability at the beginning but by the end it's flat out batsh#t cray-cray. It doesn't need an in depth debunking, just some humorous mockery.

Whether it's a train dodge or a train duck, this is an incredibly stupid.

Beardy? Skinny jeans? Have a taste in bands that no one’s ever heard of? Then you might be in need of a small dose of Unpretentiousil. It can target your brain directly so you will you be a total hipster doucheface.