No Crab For You!

This dude attempts to boil a crab for dinner but the little fella has other plans and makes his getaway after hitting the water. Sometimes your dinner just has other plans and doesn't wanna stick around to get eaten - WTF!?!

This dude is pretty good at woodwork. His friends call him the wood whisperer. Possibly. He manages to somehow craft a lampshade out of a log. His next project is to make curtains and some scatter-cushions.

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television. Sure a lot of it was staged and totally fake, but that doesn't stop it from being hilariously awesome. JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY!

If you want to see two men beat the living crap out of a tiny kitten, then you’ve some to the right place. And let’s be frank, who doesn’t like watching the callous activity of animals having the crap beaten out of them?

If there was a prize for the most awesome use of the Source Filmmaker tool, I think this guy would have just won it. If singing and dancing old-timey head-crabs don't do it for you then I don't know what will.

His mom gives him the nod, “The camera’s pointing at you son”. And that’s it, he’s off owning his 15 minutes of glory up and down the steps - This is as close to spontaneous genius-tastic as it gets!

The poor owner sprayed for termites, refurbished his store's interior, but he forgot to buy 'fat guy on the roof' insurance.

So just what would you do if a couple started kissing and walked into you? I think I'd go all out and either kill them or start trying to get some action too. Flip the prank round onto them.

If you're thinking about timing a really long event, like waiting for your existing phone contract to run out, then forget about using your iPhone - Prepare to witness the ultimate technology FAIL!

This aint the first time you've seen it and it wont be the last but you just gotta luv the ownage!