New Pants Please!!!

Enjoy a trouser-soiling trip on a badass Japanese rollercoaster from the comfort of your computer screen. If you don't feel the slightest bit of vertigo when the cart is teetering on the edge of it's decent, you are not human.

Never wake a sleeping baby—or if you do, be prepared for revenge like this disgruntled infant who hunts down its antagonist, a speedy & cunning vacuum cleaner, setting off an epic chase of fast & furious proportions.

Sometimes the need for a good lawyer is not needed - I didn't know they allowed this.. LOL

This is a tragically familiar sight in bars and clubs planetwide. They're drunk, noisy and a pain in everyone's ass. Don't bother speaking to them, they'll just drink your wallet dry and leave with some dude with an eyepatch.

Sometimes people do the dumbest things to impres their buddies, or, they are just too dumb to think of trying something like that. This guy does win a prize though, to be listed in the big book of FAIL!

You're a zombie hellbent on the destruction of man but you want a flattering MySpace pic? Here's how.

..And Snape had it coming.. -LOL

It’s tough being a gleaming beacon of excellence when you’re surrounded by shoddy halfwits who couldn’t do their jobs if it was organising a piss-up in a Jack Daniels distillery.

You might think this is a pointless talent, but it's exactly the same as math: it'll come into use some day. Maybe. Probably. Most likely not. I couldn't hear a word she was saying as i was too busy staring at her. Wow.

Too soon? Probably. Still funny? Definitely. Proceeds from the track’s sale go to charity though, so at least there’s that. When MC Chris posted about bath salts on Facebook a full spoof track was an inevitability.

Experience the two greatest drama series of all time... simultaneously, as Season 5 of "Breaking Bad" is recut in the style of season 5 of "The Wire" for mega mashup TV heaven.