Neo The Sea Cat

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

How did the idea of Santa sneaking in the house while everyone sleeps become the social norm, at least thats how this kid sees it and it's going to keep this girl wide-awake this Christmas Eve for sure.

Japanese player Keiichl Hirano will never be able to save face in baseball again after taking such a blatant dive during a game.

There's awesome....and then there's AWESOME! How bad would you want one of these in your back yard? This has to be the most patriotic machine gun of all, except, i guess, as long as we forget all those bald eagles it killed :(

A dash-cam captures a speeding car tearing down the middle of a highway and disintegrating on impact with the underpass - OUCH!

If television in this country was as awesome as this I might bother watching it. Will it slowly slice in two, explode in a juicy cloud or resist the rubberbands like a fruity boss. Place your bets now!

Prepare yourself for extreme EPIC! The sons of evil meat-slaying demons from planet Beef birth a meat baby from a dead bird. Washed down with some breast milk Jack Daniels. M’mmm.

Social networking, Amazon, YouTube, FourSquare, all the usual suspects are here, relating the story of Jesus’s birth through the medium of intertubes.

Cats are scumbags. This much we know. But just how scummy will they be? Well, scummy enough to push a flatmate down the stairs. That's registering pretty damn high on my scumbag-o-meter. Well played, cat.

This is Thomas Sanders, he's a Vine comedian who makes short sketches and one of them involves going about narrating random strangers lives as they go about their business—and the results are hilarious to see.

Still undecided on Mclovin McCain or Barack Obamanation ? Well, they've both got their sweethearts !