Moves Like Jabba

Moving like Jabba may not win you any more chicks than moving like Jagger, but if you're really making moves like Jabba, you've got chicks chained up at your feet anyway.

You're just unboxing your new Central Station monitor--then BAM!--the machine uprising slaps you in the face. Next we're being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on.

First off you need to warm her up with a massage, which will get her in the mood. Then coax her into the whole idea, then all she needs to do is blow on it! Simples yes!

So this kid rubs icy hot on his balls, eats a ghost chilly, gets kicked in the nuts, pepper sprayed in the eyes, shot with 3 paintball guns, and finally tasered. Tough break. Wonder what the bet was?

Watch as this guy’s room fills with water & turns into the good ship Black Pearl, sailing the ocean blue, with you as Captain jack! No SFX, no post production, no cuts, everything you see here was done 100% for real.

The angler fish is a strange beast. Not only is it so ugly it'll make your eyes bleed, but it also has one of the most peculiar mating rituals in the whole animal kingdom. Seriously. It involves faces melting and a female with gonads.

Extremely lucky day for the kid, but tough day for the rider...little kids are worth more points, you know.

This song goes out to all the guys who've loved and lost... their dignity, trying to get the hot chick.

I love people who are SO drunk it's almost impossible to stand up - Good thing he didn't have to take a sobriety test, since destroying property is kind of an automatic disqualification.

You can only imagine who she's entertained in her bedroom with that pole, that's what I imagine anyway. I can while away hours, even days, at a time pondering such things. It keeps me entertained :)

If they remade Home Alone with a pair of robbers who were half way competent, the movie would be way shorter than the current version—and it wouldn't be quite such a PG-rated film either.