Monster Girl Quest - Review

Fitzthistlewits reviews a game so terrifying that he breaks down into a gibbering mess halfway through his introduction. If you thought Amnesia was a scary game, you aint seen nothing yet!

The Onion tries it's hand at TED style talks and seminars. Don't be put off by the initial complexity of the talk, he speaks fairly slowly and repeats himself a bit in order to help newbies grasp the more difficult concepts.

Making it in the music biz is fraught with ups and downs, it's the kind of career that you'll need skin as thick as Cee-Lo's waist band to survive. Lets hope your rise to stardom is akin to these up & comers. Time to get remixing.

The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags? Who cares though really, if their foe saw this they'd probably run away screaming!

Patrick Boivin's animated awesomeness goes from strength to strength. From clunky stop frame to obvious CGI to this where the CGI is so good it leaves you wondering if maybe they just trained up a real life baby ninja...

It's got a bad ass gnome armed to the beard with machines guns and swords and he's sick and tired of being a garden ornament. He wants revenge, but on who? Why the zombies and dinosaurs, who else? This game needs to be made!

He’s definitely one of the characters who isn’t quite so contemptible as the others. He may have no morals when it comes to women and drinking, but he’s no Joffrey when it comes to valuing human life.

During the Argentine Rally in South America yesterday a driver ran into a wild horse sending it over 33 feet in the air.

Not just any gayness, interracial gayness! The only thing this game needs now is a side story about how abortion is a woman's choice and it will be trolling puritanical right-wingers the world over. Awesome.

This is probably the single greatest contraption that man has ever invented. Sure the wheel was pretty good, round and rollable, but it couldn't fire a delicious frosty beverage into your waiting hand, could it?

Break open the carbolic soap and get ready to wash this skater-kid's mouth out with soap & water till only words fit for nursery skool come out of it - Where the hell did he learn this stuff?