Michael Asad Punches TV Reporter

The Asads are an Australian family known for their bad behavior, and Michael protects that reputation with his fists.

They call him Andy. Sketchy Andy. They call him this because, well, he’s kinda sketchy. If performing death defying stunts with blatant disregard for your own safety was an Olympic sport, this guy would be bringing home the gold.

Prepare to vom in your own mouth as an aunt has a clogged pore unclogged for the first time in 25 years. Just be warned that once you’ve pressed play you’ll never be able to unsee this horror show.

She has a knowing glint in her eye, the look that says she's a devil behind that cute smile, which is exactly how we like them. Feigning innocence, but really just as corrupt as a giant corporation!

Have you lost your 'manly ways' and forgotten about the 3 basic things in life ?

A parody of Justin Bieber and Sean Kingston's hit song Eenie Meenie. It may be a parody, but I find it a lot more entertaining than anything Justin has done.....Or will ever do!

No one screams 'Jerry! Jerry!' on this talk show, but the little guy's blowup and the big guy's laughs are hilarious in any language.

Well, it might not be a Guinness world record or anything, but it's still undeniably impressive stuff. It's not much use for anything other than showing off at limbo competitions, but it's still cool.

Ladies in attention grabbing garb pick up the mantle of the hula hoopist. It almost supernatural how entertaining it can be rotating rhythmically around a scantily clad lady's midsection. I could do it all day, every day.

His soothing voice could be driving you off a cliff but you would be totally calm the entire time. What more could you want from a GPS?

Nicolas Cage has got to a point where he doesn't give a fuck any more. He doesn’t care if the movie’s good or bad, he just cares about coating his 13,000 sq ft mansion in gold. He’ll consider ANYTHING!