Meanwhile, In Japan

Wearing cicadas on your head isn't normal...but on Japan it is. Oh well, i guess if you look at it another way you now have something that is guaranteed to eat any headlice you might have had!?

If it came to a point where the hordes of the undead had managed to consume the flesh of the living and then they turned their rotting, salivating jaws to the heroes and villains of fiction, well then we'd really be in trouble.

Well, what did she expect. If you go on 4chan and ask the /b/tards to name your band when you look like Snorlax's ugly sister, you'll only going to get ridiculed. Still, some great names here, especially the last one.

We might be jumping to conclusions here about her origins, maybe she's a test pilot in a broom factory, or even an ex pupil from Hogwarts? Either witch way she needs to 'brush up' on her flying skillz.

You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.

If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.

He fits!... barely

Because what could elevate your Christmas cheer more than painstakingly replacing every last light bulb on the christmas tree, one by one? Nothing. That's what.

Whether or not he's spanking it, he sure looks like he is. He could just be rearranging, or maybe he just really, really, REALLY likes swimming?

Who would have thought that a bunch of head banging metal men would have such divinely lustrous locks? Seriously? It's enough to make Rapunzel say "DAYUM!".

You can see some of the policemen visibly salivating at the prospect of a delicious donut. I reckon if all of these badboys had sprinkles they'd crack and be grabbing at them before you could say bacon.