Manliest Handshake EVER

The Dillon/Dutch arm-wrestle handshake has become the benchmark that other acts of manliness are measure against. This video displays the raw power of this handshake. Remember folks, use it responsibly.

It's been suggested that this video might not be 100% genuine. I really hope that isn't the case. It would be so awesome if these were genuine outtakes. Especially the section near the end where Bane starts rapping...

Internet Explorer was the standard browser to begin with but things have changed a little since then. So these developers tell us what they think about it and how excited they are to start using IE 9. Total fantasy!

Losing your dignity on the internet, because of a freaky-looking woman on your computer screen is the height of lamewad chic. This guy should be proud of himself, because there's just no better way to go.

So those wish lantern things seem safe enough, right? If you scaled that up about 100 times and set it off amidst a pile of volatile explosives, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah, didn't think so.

Not just any gayness, interracial gayness! The only thing this game needs now is a side story about how abortion is a woman's choice and it will be trolling puritanical right-wingers the world over. Awesome.

Caution: No Lifeguard On Duty To Stop You From Doing Idiotic Things Like Human Darting Yourself Into The Side Of Your Pool

Sure Sergeant Pugsley might have a drinking problem, and sure he might be a bit of a maverick. And, yeah ok, he might be a dog who poops outside, but he’s the best damn soldier you could ever hope for, goddammit!

Sometimes it's a good idea to know when you're on a losing streak and cash your chips in early. Unfortunately this little fella is going to learn the hard way.

Awesome clip of Ferrari's F1 drivers Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa riding the world's fastest roller coaster at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi. They claim this thing goes from 0-150mph in 4.8 seconds!

One second, you're a Starfish, having fun, talking it up with your Starfish friends, starfishing around. Next an icy finger of death is killing you & all your buddies. It goes to show that nature can be a uncaring evil biatch!