Jeff Goldblum The Drunk Apple Man

Slow him down & the apple guy sounds like a drunk relative at Christmas time - LOL

In sports, the old Marine saying is usually true: 'Pain is weakness leaving the body.' With that in mind, this guy just lost a whole lot of weakness. Lets hope he has heard of the marine code of honor, if not he's in trouble - LOL

If you set up a camera filming your face as you sat through these close calls, you’d probably find you’re pulling all kinds of strange expressions. it’s wince city all the way.

Tony acts a little more bossy than usual when he thinks his mic isn't on, and the whole news crew gets to hear his tirade about how they suck.

If you're bored playing squash the normal way then why not use your buddy's back instead. It's probably only going to take off a couple of layers of skin & that'll grow back in due course.

The end of the month always signifies the coming of a decent fail compilation and it's a habit i could get used to!. It's time to enjoy the misfortunes of others from the comfort of your safe & secure laptop.

According to the boys working on the latest iteration of the unreal engine, this is what the future of video games is shaping up to look like. This is great news for anyone with lots of money for new gaming hardware! *geekfap*

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL

You don't have to be a genius at maths to realise that while one cute chick is a dream, two will be an experience that will be doubly difficult to forget!

Toast, who doesn’t like it? These guys liked it so much they made a video & stole the bread from starving orphans of the world, then forced them to watch this video while laughing manically. Maybe. Neat vid btw.

If you need to learn the intricacies of the French national sport (AKA "running away"), simply sit next to a huge-ass predator and wait for him to twitch or glance in your general direction, it should all come pretty natural.