Jeff Goldblum Invents Jurassic Park Theme Lyrics

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, but it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this!

This has to be the best name for a horse EVER. Period. Not open for discussion. I'd follow this sport a LOT more if this nags performance meant it won every race - AWESOME!

I know managers like to skirt round the issues when things don't go their way but this is just the next level. It makes you think is this guy actually insane?

Ok, first things first. What the HELL is an animal like that doing in a house and secondly, what the HELL is that dumb guy doing offering it his head as an object for a near-certain attack!?

Corridor Digital's latest video sees remote control cars and drones fight off battery bandits to save the life of their teddy bear friend. Of course, this doesn't actually happen, but they bring it to life with their wizard-like post-production skills.

Much like Minecraft, Skyrim is becoming less of a game more of a sandbox for you to create your own games and amuse yourself in. This guy makes good use of a drawbridge and a bunch of naked corpses...

This leaked video details the new camera to be released from the makers of the Instagram app. It allows you to take photographs IRL and share them with your friends as well as use all of those filters that you love so much.

Nick Cage, the world's greatest actor gets educational. If you're still struggling with your A,B,Cs, never fear! Mr Cage is here to help you and he's doing it to a catchy beat to boot! Amazing.

Find your favorite hero or villain in the Halloween compilation of the Hottest Cam Girls on the Planet, Bar None.

I don't really put much stock in anything a clairvoyant says. If they're claiming supernatural powers, they're either mentally unstable or professional con artists. This guy feels the same way and proves it!