Irish Commentary

Some of the Olympic events are totally rivetting and will have you on the edge of your seat. Others are complete balls that you won't be able to sit through without medication. Sailing is the latter. Luckily though, Irish commentary!

Pause the video, go enroll in Russian classes, come back after you've learned the language, and it still won't make any sense.

What has the world come to when a fat pale hick isn’t allowed to wobble their dimple-ridden hide around Walmart to shop for trans-fat chow without the fear of ending up as an object of ridicule on some prankster’s website?

I guess the definition of 'wonder' is loose enough to cover hilarious failure. As in; I wonder why this dog was even in this kind of competition? Either way, Jinx is pretty damned entertaining...

The boy wizard takes a turn to the dark side of headbangers and puts a devil sign up to Hogwarts as this black-haired guitar demon shreds the fuck out of the Harry Potter song.

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

With the right household items and just the correct application of limited braincells, this ordinary bottle becomes a face-seeking missile - I guess it's a good way for kids to learn - LMAO!

Well, when you charter a dump truck to get to the game, you've got to expect to get dumped.

Attach a paintball cannon to the from of a car and what do you got? A whole lot of fun, that's what. Not sure of the exact rules here, they seem to be making it up as they go, but it sure looks like fun!

You've got to love Battlefield 3. When an enemy plane has missiles locked on and there are numerous Javelins all trained on your location, if you have the skill you can just swap to your enemy's jet. Awesome.

If you think you've seen an elaborate pizza delivery guy prank, think again. These guys go to the trouble of transforming their house into the venue for some weird secret society meeting just for the pizza man.