Imperial March Scratch

Scratch Bastard picks up a win at Scribble Jam by throwing down some mad scratching followed by his own rendition of the Star Wars Imperial March. It's pretty good but I find his lack of bass disturbing.

You remember those cute little whales you once saw in Orlando, or maybe Free Willy, well people, you were LIED to! A killer whale attacks and destroys a sailboat off the coast of South Africa - OMG!

I know what you're thining; "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE DOA". I'm thinking it too. There's a lack of jiggling and these women are wearing far too much, but you can't deny that they're pretty damn good at the sport.

Another Hollywood cliche that 's ripe for a supercut montage - "I'll call you back". A phrase that's used in hundreds of films, but do you think they ever actually did call back? Not a chance.

Fat people falling over is pretty funny but when cats do it it's even better. It kinda reminds me of the last Shrek movie where Puss in Boots put on waaay to much weight and lost his mojo.

He has feelings inside as well as super powers so of course he loves cats just like the rest of us.

Apparently, there is crying in baseball.

Should we be afraid? Is this a sign of the universe collapsing back in on itself? No, don’t worry, it’s just reverse slowmo of lots of motorcycle crashes, like a beautiful ballet… for an insurance commercial.

Usually he’s so amiable and kid-friendly with his little black and white cat. And now look at him, he’s turned into an ugly manifestation of his former self, a bitter, twisted, hateful postman.

I think this technically classes as Nerdcore, taking it's place between songs about Magic: The Gathering and ones about text adventures. Word.

It really is difficult to work out where hipsters came from. They have many traits from different people through out the years, all coming together to make one of today societies most despicable cultures.