I Need A Future!

Sometimes the truth really hurts, even if it isn't very creative! Someone needs to make the reply into a stencil and annotate each bit of graffiti

The 1960s Spider-Man of cartoon fame was a superfly, uber-cool badass. Well, at least he is when you look at it from a 21st internet culture perspective and put some white lettering over the top to make with the megalolz.

1,000 men is nothing. Let's see you get that number up to something a little more respectable! Sometimes advertising can give off the wrong message.

There's three front-runners to pick from, each of them highly plowable, but you can only have one! Which one would you pick and why? It's like shag, marry, kill, but without the death and marriage.

That certainly had to hurt..

Math cat has been casting his eye over your finacial situation and unfortunately he has some bad news for you. That dog you want to buy? Not going to happen. There's no bias here either. Math Cat has spoken.

Sex in the City keeps it real with a candid photo of Sarah....and a Zebra. Just what I look for in women, a sturdy pair of legs, big ass and the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker.

You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope.

Imagine using the rest room and see this staring at you from across the room, watching your every move. You'd have the cleanest bathroom that anyone could possibly hope for. fear him.

Before he became a flaming eye of hate, hanging out at Mount Doom plotting the demise of ugly-footed hairy midgets, he went to high school just like the rest of us. And this is a rare photo of him from those seminal years.

Must be a really hot day.. or is it?