How To Twerk Like Miley Cyrus

Today we show you how to twerk like Miley Cyrus. Ever since she performed her hit "We can't stop" at the MTV Video Music Awards everyone has been wondering how she obtained her godly twerking abilities. Here's her secret.

Everybody loves pizza, and cats are no exception. Cats are the cutest thieves. Some are trying, but some actually succeeded in stealing delicious slice of pizza. It's cute, because it's not your pizza.

You were probably just wondering what had happened to Rebecca Black? Well, she’s back! Time to set your ears to stun and crank the volume. because she’s gone from web wannabe to polished turd.

In case women can't find a willing man to do this for them, which I'm finding very unlikely considering how desperate the male population of earth is for a bit of action, then you can always buy this electronic device.

This trailer parody from Thanks Mom Productions hilariously combines Chris Pratt's upcoming role in Jurassic World and his role as the lovable Andy Dwyer on NBC's Parks and Recreation.

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.

And he'll do just about anything to ensure that you do. He'd prefer you vote for Obama, but the really important thing is there you get in there and vote. I'm going to vote for Ron Paul, whether he's running or not.

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

You might think that insults will just rolloff them like water off a duck's back, but some of them hurt. They cut deep. Except the ones about Bieber, he has no soul and as such he can't feel human emotions.

Looks like a lot of people got hurt last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things.

It took much longer to set this up than it did to drink the beer, but the results are well worth it.