How To Torture A French Bulldog!

A picture paints 10 billion words...."At first i was like GAZE....then i was like *drool*....but then i was like OM NOM NOM!" Same again tomorrow night!

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, but it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this!

This lady is either dreaming of a) her Cadillac's flooded engine, or b) Donald Duck being angry in slow motion. Either way this is the weirdest noise i have ever heard!

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

Just how much fun can you have with the a ball? I guess it depends on the skilz you have ;)

Harry Partridge brings us his vision of the future in the first episode of his newest animation - Starbarians. A pair of musclebound meatheads roam the galaxy looking for booty and bootay! Genius.

Well, will you look at that, is that a snake I can see? At the back in the glass tank? It looks like quite a large one, or is that just because it's pleased to see Adriana rattling and grinding?

A bug flying into this reporter's mouth brings out his roots.. LOL

Mount & Blade, the medieval war game has got a mod where the action is transferred to modern day Glasgow, which is pretty medieval anyway so it should be a perfect fit.

This Buffalo Bills fan figures that someone associated with the team should be experiencing embarrassing losses. He's now 0-3, having lost his equilibrium, dignity, and consciousness.

I've not met many Australians but I think it's fair to say that it's highly plausible that every last one of them is exactly like this guy. Cosmic tuning forks, laser beams and weird noises. What a guy.