Horrible Cyclist Wipes Out at Finish Line

'Did I win?' No, you came in second place, also known as the first loser.

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, & hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here” Er, Oooooooooook. Whatever yu say buddy, whatever you say. It's probably best to stay off the crack, yo.

"On me 'ead son!" gets a whole new meaning as these kids show off their ball -- and larking about -- skills pulling off headshots with great finesse. It takes a lot of practice, and some long-suffering friends, to get an aim like that.

A guy in a Corvette attempts to overtake a car on the highway and sends both cars skidding off the road. I wonder how many "I'm sorries" he would have to say before there were no hard feelings.

Celebrate International Women's Day by learning about the pioneering work of British scientist Hertha Marks Ayrton, and her groundbreaking work with electric arcs and water and sand ripples.

There's winners, and then there are weiners, sometimes the difference between them is very small! Wow, this may be the first time I've ever seen someone lose by a nose - OUCH!

Turning the staple beverage of tramps the word over into a posh, well-to-do drink wasn't very hard. Luckily for tramps though, cider has now also become the new word for "Alcopop" so there's still plenty of cheap ones.

If you think you party hard, it’s nothing compared to how a duck rips it up when it wants to have some good times. They are secretly bad-ass and a law unto themselves. Ducks are evil muddas!

They may not realise it yet, but chicks NEED some of these, they might be held in place by means of an anal prob, but it's essential babe-wear! Two foreign ladies try them out & rave about how they feel (i think?)

Simply the most boss noodles that have ever been made. Pouring the boiling water into your mouth and snorting the stock is optional, though it is guaranteed to impress any attractive female coworkers who happen to see it...

I didn't know that David After Dentist had a sister, but they both have the same reaction to drugs.