Hawt Starter Chick Passes Out

"Gentlemen STOP your engines!" This lady needs to sleep! Looks like this starter chick was out a bit too late partying the night before a race and promptly passes out on the hood of one of the race cars.

Now this is news we can totally belive in because it gets delived with 100% truth. Something tells me that the cameraman switched the tapes that we're meant to air on that evenings news broadcast. Genius.

Smoke this man a kipper, Skipper! Because he’ll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer takes on those horrible Nazis and saves the day by surfing on a crocodile’s back in mid-air. Obviously.

Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a dump and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.

Crutch Dance. Sounds like something you'd get in a sleezy gentleman's club, but in fact it's way less enjoyable. Seriously though, this guy has some skill. He manages to dance so well I can't even tell if he's disabled.

Not for the faint of heart to try out! This dude decides to chicken out on his third attempt, but the gods of FAIL decide to honor him and step in and slam his face into the sidewalk anyway.

Well? Is it? No. But that doesn't mean that this ... bizarre ... attempt at cinema doesn't raise some interesting questions. Questions that might actually make you sleep better in your bed at night. Be (not) afraid.

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn't the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the carnival.

It's been done before but by god this is awesome. A couple of knowing looks from the master of the universe, a zoom in on his furry pants and a montage of him working out, all to the cheeseball sounds of LMFAO. Genius.

I'd like to stoke her fire, oh yes, because she may be ember by name, but she's anything but by nature. She has a of body you could dine on for months!

It's an old saying, that even the seven dwarfs tweeted while they were on the job. But this Cockatiel is taking it a little further and is having a good old whistle while he does his best to plant his seed for the future. PLAYA!