Hate Your Job?

No matter how much your job sucks there's always someone out there who's got it worse than you. Take this guy for instance. He has to massage bikini models all day AND they expect him to come in and work weekends too! Poor guy.

So much time and effort goes into these, just to end up a laughing stock on the internet, which is sort of an achievement in a sense—it's the only achievement these people are going to be celebrating anyway.

This is one way to while away the day, load a trolley up with hot girls in bikinis & hit the local sidewalk.Then just dump them off the curb and watch them fall on the hard concrete. Harsh but funny.

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

Well, this is the next 8 minutes of your life sorted, so if you were at a loss for what to do, look no further. Everyone enjoys Japan’s sense of ridiculousness when it comes to game shows and everything else.

Dogs always get a bad rep when it comes to intelligence, those pesky cats are Dons of the interwebs and make sure that the quota of LOL Cat content dominates and poor pooch attempt. Well, NO MORE!

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

The atomic bomb has got a lot of negative press. Sure, they have the propensity for unparalelled devastation and atrocity, but play a bit of AC/DC over a montage video of nukes going off and it's totally AWESOME!!!

Who says a basketball isn't a deadly weapon? To be honest this could be the best movie death of all time. It's so realistic and if I'm not mistake that is Ma Fratelli from the goonies too.

It's what we were all kinda expecting to happen and I for one felt cheated when it didn't. Ivan Drago was robbed. I would pay damn good money to see a feature length remake with this as the ending.

It’s about time Churchill got replaced for a more up-to-date defining image of Britain – just as long as it’s not Simon Cowell !!!