Hatchet Hitcher

Now, really.. Who is going to pick this guy up?

Well, someone should have broken the news to this little boy ahead of time..

As if the world wasn't terrifying enough, imagine if a giant robot controlled by the mind of a dog was a weapon the world had to contend with. Maybe it could've been tamed with a Tyrannosaurus's leg bone or something.

When someone says to a woman, "Put your face on", it isn't just a figure of speech. So be careful the next time you meet up with a cute girl, lurking beneath the pretty face could be Steve Buscemi.

You know this fails on SO many levels, i mean everyone knows that when you take drugs you talk the same old sh#t and woe betide anyone who tries to introduce new sh#t into the mix. No wonder her friends are blanking her!

I love Emo kids, always going against the grain in all forms of society, if you like it, they hate it - If you're happy you just know they will be sad. This is for you emo guys everywhere!

You had me at 'Jack'...Actually you had me right up to the bit where you mentioned a turban and i had to squint my eyes very hard to believe that this was all true....Still!?

Apart from it being a very good form of exercise and stamina builder it also gets you away from your laptop into the big wide world. And of course there are the beautiful views!

This little girl takes her love for lizards just a little too far. Something tells me she's a University of Florida fan.

The great thing about this is that if anyone complains, you can just blame it on the Alzheimer's

Dwight from the US version of the office tells it likes it is. And that basically means trouncing on all those dumb cliches that every spouts like mindless sheeple in his cynical b@stard way. Go Dwight.