Guy Makes Race Car Sounds While Sedated

Some people will go to any lenghts to escape something unpleasant, even when sedated. Dude, no matter how many times you shift, you're still about to get drilled. Just pull over and take it like a man.

When there's a bear on the loose, roaming casually around your neighborhood, looking for something to eat it's probably time to put your phone down and actually look where you're walking...

Because a snow day without a near-death experience is a snow day wasted. In Russia, the snow doesn't kill you, you kill the snow!

Whoever said the United States was vast never saw this! A trip around the country compressed into less than five minutes? That's still several seconds too long in some states to dwell on.

No need to hide in shame ever again when you borrow the family car. This is the kind of performance that will get you noticed, plus every cop in the world will want to meet you too. How cool.

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really!

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Ok, truth time, even though it's not a real bullet he's going to be chopping in half it's still pretty damn impressive. Not sure why they had to go to a firing range in the middle of nowhere to do it.

Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here's a few ideas for those parties where you find yourself wide-awake and bored while everyone else has passed out.

After some fancy footwork and a quick ball stop, this forward faces up for his awesome shot.

Before the Adidas Originals House Party, David and KG had a little one-on-one competition in the yard !