Great Pick-up Lines In Science

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

Is it me or is modern technology getting waaay too intrusive - WTF?

This is not a bad idea for house cats who get fat and unhealthy, so they can move their feet—in fact, this is how you could make fat Americans exercise, dangle a hamburger in front of a treadmill.

You may think Barney & Fred are the best of friends; a couple of normal, stone age buddies who like to hang out and drink beer and fart. But don’t get on the wrong side of Barney, because he’s an aggressive little badass.

Not quite sure what they're trying to achieve here in the first place, other than slamming their buddy's face onto the ground which they excel themselves in!

And people wonder why you should wear protective clothing on a superbike!? A biker loses his balance and suffers some road rash. He should have kept his training wheelies on during this stunt.

How hard can it be to grab hold of the end of a piece of rope that's tied to a tree & swing down a slight incline. Too hard for this poor girl - Cue the inevitable rewinds in slow-mo & make with the lolz. Pain-tastic!

This chick's smoking hot so i wouldnt' mind her touching my nuts even if it was to smack them. You got to take the rough with the smooth ladies & gents.

Call Me Maybe is catchy but to make it truly memorable they should have recorded it being sung by a couple of lasses from Tyneside in the UK. This version is memorable, possibly the greatest thing a geordie has ever done!

The shocking news that Vanilla cheated on Shovel Face hit us all hard but it seems that Will Ferrel is taking even harder than most. It's rare to see true love like this so when it goes sour it's like, super sad, yeah?

Guys, remember that a girl is never best pleased that she is not the center of your universe - This chick found out her boyfriend was cheating on her with her best friend and took out her anger on his new car. OUCH!