Fuck The Harlem Shake

It might have been amusing the first time you saw it but overnight it went from a promising meme into failfaggorty of the highest order thanks to millions of mediocre mimics. Now slating it is the only way to derive some lolz.

The waiting is nearly over, once again it's time to become the assassin who calls the shadows home - COOL!!!

If you haven't heard of it, Modern Toss is a collection of humerous characters whose lives are expressed through minimalistic, but surprisingly expletive laden comic strips. If puerile comedy is your thing, look it up.

Whoever thought that cooking wasn't dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.

One for the bucket list; Drink a milkshake on a motorbike going at 100 miles per hour. It's a great way to cool down - the combination of frozen dairy and wind chill may cause your nipples to fall clean off.

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.

They use some very interesting ingredients.. COOL

What's that, you think he's cute? WRONG! That's no ordinary hamster. He's the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! He's a killer with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Rabies anyone?

Always secretly wanted a light gun you could use to permanently blind friends and pets from over a kilometer away? I know! Me too! Well, it looks like it's finally been made. This little badboy is right at the top of my xmas list.

This kid was attempting to jump off the hood of a moving car for a D.I.Y stunt, but bounced off the windshield instead. I'm guessing he knows what a bug feels like now at the moment of impact - OUCH!

OK so it might be a little late for a best of 2014 video, but frisbee trick shot hot shot Brodie Smith has recently released his top ten tricks shots from last year and they're rad, so just forgive him already for his lateness.