Florida Police Handcuff Alligator

This poor croc is experiencing some severe racial discrimination - Honestly, this walking handbag has every right to feel a little offended. He can't walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!

So those wish lantern things seem safe enough, right? If you scaled that up about 100 times and set it off amidst a pile of volatile explosives, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah, didn't think so.

There comes a time in every man's life when shaving with a razor just doesn't, well, cut it. Sometimes you just need to man up, grab the sander or giant cleaver and stop acting like such a pussy.

This soon-to-be-in-pain loser gathers a pretty decent crowd to watch him do a rather small jump off a short roof and he still manages to screw it up faceplanting hard. FAIL!

Oh Man, file this one under 'Possibilities Are Endless', I can instantly think of some outrageous shite I could pull off with this one. But as is far too often the case, every silver cloud has a black hole lining.

She might have all the skills in the world which enable her to peel bananas with her feet, and even pour wine with them too.

H'mmm.. what happens if I light my shoe on fire? Some people only ever learn by attempting stuff - OMG!

Don't mess with this guy's cousin or he be coming down to f#ck yo sh#t up. And tear the whole shop a newbie while he's in the process. Let's just all calm down and have a chat, yeah?

You remember those cute little whales you once saw in Orlando, or maybe Free Willy, well people, you were LIED to! A killer whale attacks and destroys a sailboat off the coast of South Africa - OMG!

Playing at pretending to be a bad-ass soldier and virtually killing the enemy is a serious business. Pick the wrong team to go into a battle situation with and you might very well find yourself flipping out. War is hell.

Louis CK explains exactly why farts are funny and why you're stupid if you don't agree. To be honest, it's a pretty convincing argument. Even if you think toilet humour is puerile, you have to agree that he has a point.