Fire Fighting Awesomeness

Most fire fighters have to make do with a big red truck and a hose. Not this guy. This guy has a little more style than that. He's going to put out fires from the comfort of his speedboat. Like a god damned boss.

Darth Vader (well his voice at least) reads a verse from the Justin Bieber abomination “Baby, Baby, Baby”. Which is fine, just as long as when he sees him he does the throat choke thing before slicing him in two with a lightsaber.

He sports a mullet and whistles. It's what he does. This man deserves a medal for his services to the cause of awesomeness. I bet he even knows a little karate and is half pirate on his dad's side. Awesome.

Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants audio proof that he crapped his pants.

Never work with children or animals, wise words indeed! Clearly, the horse just outsmarted him on this one, lulling him into thinking he was safe to leave his saddle.

This weatherman is straight up BUGGIN! - LOL

If you are gonna trick your boss into believing that you are actually doing any work at all while on a business trip ALWAYS make sure that your props are robust enough - ROFL!!

Ever wanted to hear Mitt Romney talk a load of complete bullcrap? Well, more than normal at least? Here he is overdubbed by questionably talented lip readers. These may or may not be the things he was actually saying...

A spectator gets slammed to the ground and trampled on after jumping the crash barrier to root on his favorite horse. He is luckily recovering with only minor head and chest injuries.

I've not met many Australians but I think it's fair to say that it's highly plausible that every last one of them is exactly like this guy. Cosmic tuning forks, laser beams and weird noises. What a guy.

Watch freestyler Cam Zink perform an epic 360 step down from his perspective, which looks pretty scary so good job you're viewing it through the safety of your computer. Which is just about bearable.