Failed Fountain Jump

This guy attempts a long jump into the middle of a fountain but comes up inches short causing a nose-breaking faceplant.

Sometimes you just have to go for it, sometimes definitely NOT! The initial jump is seriously huge and then he takes it HARD to the family jewels. How he managed to walk away from this I'll never know.

Every Chrimbo the Disciples love to get together and have a few jars, slap each other on the back and talk about the good old days. And it’s good times all round until you-know-who turns up.

It's always amused me what people think about when they train at the gym, after all, it's just repetitive exercise that does not require much thought - In this guys case i reckon he's training to become a dolphin - WTF!?!

Looks can be deceiving—because while this old guy might look like he's frail and past his prime, he's as dangerous as anyone in the ring. Just watch him totally beat the crap out of this poor young guy.

A night in jail and some marital problems seem to have shattered this woman's morning, so she decided to shatter a door. Thank god marriage isn't forever ...... *WAIT :(

Love him or hate him, you have to admit that the man has got charm and charisma out the wazoo. There aren't many heads of state that would pick up the microphone and sing along at blues night...

Remember when being a DJ was just about playing other people's music? Now it's about having fingers that are faster than the human eye. This is kinda cool, definitely impressive and I bet he was great at Track & Field on the NES.

Old Gold time! 1998 was one hell of a drug. It was if this guy is anything to go by. He says cryptic computery things and sports a rapist beard. Also, he's a macfag, just in case you thought it couldn't get any worse.

The flute rendition of the 20th Century Fox jingle was groundbreaking in it's simplicity and elegant beauty. Unfortunately for it's creator, he hadn't realised that Saxamaphone always trumps flute. This is my new ringtone.

Mr Badass aka Aung Zaw Oo aka AZO delivers his annual show reel to make us all feel really inferior and it includes shuttlecock kicking, flair bartending, rhythmic gymnastics and chopsticks throwing, to name but a few.