Epic Parkour Walljump FAIL!

Parkour is the art of moving around obstacles efficiently. When your town is filled with crumbling walls, the most efficient movement may just be walking around them. Still, idiots like this have always got other ideas - OUCH!

Sometimes the ability of cats just blows your mind, take this little kitty for example, attempting to leap onto this shelf. It sizes it all up and is poised to make this epic jump and off he goes Go cat, go!....WAIT!?

Check out this Russian dude, the fact that he’s holding a pack of cigarettes which he’s mistaken for his mobile phone and is attempting to use them to make a phone call. That can be a real giveaway to the police.

Everybody loves pizza, and cats are no exception. Cats are the cutest thieves. Some are trying, but some actually succeeded in stealing delicious slice of pizza. It's cute, because it's not your pizza.

She makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing!

If you get vertigo real bad then you probably shouldn't be watching this video. This dude has climbed to the very top of the Kotelnicheskaya Embankment Building, 176 m / 577 ft straight down. Scary.

So lets see if I got this straight. The US showed up but were late, England is left to fight Germany, and the French surrendered. Is this the World Cup or are we doing World War II again?

Ladies & gentlemen, this could quite possibly be the best webcam wonderfulness i've ever witnessed - Not only does she have a bod for sin, she can move it like a snake curls around it's next victim!

Pole vaulting is pretty easy. I do at least three pole vaults a day. In an effort to up the ante this guy decides to try and catch a frisbee while he's vaulting. Probably took a few takes but it was totally worth it.

This dude's attempt to steal a TV ends painfully, but it's for the best. If he tried to steal cable, he'd probably end up hanging himself.

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.