EVERYTHING!

When your bro hooks up with your lady, it can be utterly devastating, the only way to overcome all the pain & suffering that's washing over you is to let your bro tell you everything. Right from the very beginning.

Technically he's snowboarding rather than surfing but he's wearing an L.E.D jumpsuit, he's doing it in the dark and it looks totally freaking awesome so who cares? Must be scary as hell boarding with such low visibility...

Hmm, A re-invented previously somewhat obscure comic book character doing battle with the quintessential bare handed, ass kicking master.. Sounds like a turkey shoot to us.

This is the Blue Angels show in St. Louis, MO on May 4—the Blue Angels are the United States Navy Flight Demonstration Squadron and also represent the US Marine Corps and they're totally badass.

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

Sky one have outdone themselves and recreated the iconic Simpsons intro using real live actors. The characters might not look exactly the same, but I mean, come on. How many bright yellow people do YOU know?

The classic buttered floor prank gets remixed in the shower with absolutely first-rate faceplant results. Well done.

Now this is a technique that could be really useful against some of the shorter teams on the football field. Barcelona would never be able to defend against this.

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.

What can you say about something like this, other than: AWESOME!!! Yeah it uses a felt tip pen, but it's cheaper than cartridges and look how mesmerizing it is. Plus it's got little LEGO men - KEWL!

Just when you thought you'd had enough of music talent contests - you're not safe! At least there's not sign of Simon Cowell!