Duke Reads 50 Shades

Abysmal re-purposed Twilight fan fiction has gripped the globe. Apparently women really do enjoy reading badly written porn. Men need something a little more substantial. Like the same, but read by DUKE NUKEM!

Sometimes you do things without thinking, sometimes you are just plain dumb! The side-view mirrors should have the following message: Warning, guy who jumps on car is even dumber than he appears. Next time take a bus buddy!

So, it’s the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee this weekend. Who knew? Her Maj is off to her local Pizza Hut with the Royal Fam, because she just loves a stuffed crust — and I’m not talking about the pizza. (ithankyou!)

Rick Santorum making about as much sense as he normally does. You can't blame him for being a little out of sorts. He's probably just found out what his name means. If you haven't heard, try googling "Santorum".

I bet its a pretty safe bet that even with snow on the ground this guy would of still wipeout on the jump.

It doesn't matter how cute you are, sooner or later FAIL is gonna come looking for you - I wonder if her prom entrance was equally as graceful as this particular fall.

You might think that a hungry dog would eat pretty much anything. This dog proves that you'd be dead wrong as he stubbornly refuses to go anywhere near this slice of low-fat lamb jerky. Fussy git.

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Get your ass over to the Squad81 locker room of the cheeky cheerleaders from hell! Send them to abuse the hell outta ya buddies!!!

When you have surfed a wave this big you can pretty much do nothing for the rest of your life cos you have simply one upped the rest of the world"

An ode to those most wondrous and beautiful things, female funbags! Everybody loves them so much they're worth singing about :)