Dude Teaches Aunt a Lesson

Poor old people NEVER learn... - LOL

I fear a bad case of road rash. Whoever designed this race course is going to be in a lot of trouble in the morning. Can you even imagine crashing with nothing more than lycra to save you.

I bet its a pretty safe bet that even with snow on the ground this guy would of still wipeout on the jump.

If you're learning English as a second language, it can't be much fun. If the illogical spellings weren't bad enough there's expressions like this. FYI it doesn't really mean that Jennifer likes to poop parties. Though she might?

Two speeches, from two very different men, both duelling with each other but one flies as high as King Kong atop the moon, the other flops like Hugh Hefner’s love life without Viagra.

Leaping from a helicopter on to the back of a sword fish then riding him like some kind of aquatic bucking bronco might sound cool, but to do it you have to be certifiably insane. You also require balls of steel.

She makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing!

Two of literature's horror writing greats face off against one another on the latest epic rap battle of history—and with a back catalogue like these two, you just know the battle's going to get nasty.

Some overzealous fan has discovered that Ryan Gosling doesn't like breakfast cereal and has edited all of his movies with him shunning it together. Some fans really are crazy.

The splendid delights of the Mediterranean female physique; a wonderful body, perfect chest....OMG!

What's the best weapon in the whole mushroom kingdom? A koopa shell? The Hammer Bros hammers? If you guessed the axe behind Bowser you're on the right track but that's just not imaginitive enough for a psychopathic plumber.