Driver Loses Control and Crashes Into Tree

A man destroys a sign and his car after losing control and careening head on into a tree. Luckily, he survived the crash.

Ironically, he'll never wood again..

Now this is one news report i reckon the reporter will NOT be putting on his showreel. Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here - I thank God every day for live TV - LMAO!

It's always amused me what people think about when they train at the gym, after all, it's just repetitive exercise that does not require much thought - In this guys case i reckon he's training to become a dolphin - WTF!?!

Rally driving looks like a lot of fun, but if you've never driven a course before it's probably wise to take it all a bit slowly and get to know all the turns and jumps. If you don't, you may become airborn like this dude...

It looks like a weird video effect, but this is actually the world's tiniest avalance, taking place on the roof of a parade of shops. If you were walking underneath you wouldn't think it was tiny though...

Note to all the Pop Warner coaches out there: don't teach your kids to take a hit like Tim Tebow did, even if they are playing for the Gators.

Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror goes this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan!

Diving is a lot of fun, but imagine if you could control the functions of your eyeballs to the point where you didn't even need a scuba mask? Well apparently it's possible, but only if you learn how when you're young.

It's ok, no one was seriously injured in this crash. That aside, what the show was attempting to do was pit a Corvette ZR1 against an AH1 Cobra helicopter. The helicopter lost.

A pole dancing instructor demonstrates amazing control with moves so smooth she could single handedly take this sport to the Olympics. I'd definitely be an avid supporter sitting in the front row.