Drama Kitten

All kittens should be accompanied by a full orchestral score, wherever they are and whatever they are doing. This is far to entertaining to be just a one off, I demand more dramatically musical kittens!

..And Snape had it coming.. -LOL

David Crowe takes his mad skills to Brick Lane in London to do a bit of busking and hopefully earn some cash. He overshoots a little by bringing the whole street to a standstill as everyone marvels at his mad skillz.

Always expect the unexpected. When it comes to girls, they usually get a headache before wrapping their legs around this guy, so in a weird kinda way this is really a step up for him.

Admit it. You totally want one of these. Sure, it looks a bit wobbly in the air and has that distict whiff of Blue Peter about it, but it's still a Delorean, it still has lights on it and it still flies. So cool.

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.

Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants audio proof that he crapped his pants.

This is Smokey Nagata.. Owner and proprietor of Top Secret Tuning factory in Chiba, Japan. This is his V12 Twin Turbo 950Horsepower Supra. Now you know why he's called Smokey - OMFG!!!

By the time the owner realizes whats going on his car is already gone - This guy is FAST!!!

So if you were thinking it was gonna be another day of you surfing the web and filling your mind with useful info, think again! Today is the day to learn (unlearn?) yourself some wordz!