Dogbite

OUCH! Not much more to say - LOL

Up in the heavens a cosmic ballet unfolds across the blackness of space, stars are born, solar systems die, as creation and destruction intertwine like lovers. But back here on earth, we've got far more important things to do.

At least he only drove into a subway looking for hidden packages. It could have been worse, he could have killed a prostitute and taken his money back...

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

Errr'm, i can't be sure but i think that there is some sort of subliminal message being promoted here, either that or this chick has some very unusual make-up techniques?

I'd like to think that this is exactly what the fish is saying. In reality he's just mouthing soundlessly as he suffocates clasped firmly in the jaws of winged death. That's not as funny though...

You know from the very first moment you see this cute little fella' that you 'have' to take him home and love him.... Then you read the small-print - you never go full retard!

Damn it's hard getting into shape and developing a six-pack. If you can't be bothered to grow them yourself, try just shaving them on like this dude. It looks sick.

This is a phrase that women use all the time but frankly I agree with Ashton. Until you've had to pee with morning wood, you don't know the meaning of the word.

It doesn't always work out in real life like it does in the movies. Well, unless the film you're talking about is The Runaway Bride, in which case, maybe...

Be warned, the art of correcting other people's spelling and grammar can have devastating effects on your love-life. This is how Grammar Nazism turns into forever alone-ism.