Detroit Carnival Games God

When it comes to carnival games, this guy from Detroit has it down to a science. He wins so many toys from these games that they've limited the number of times you can win, and he's had to store his winnings in a garage!

One player, one ball and one idiot. With these ingredients you know something funny is going down. To be honest I had no idea that golf balls got hit hard enough to do this. Maybe golfers can actually command some respect?

This guy's turned his face into a drum, what have you done lately? Yeah it may not be entirely good for his well being, but sometimes you have to make some sacrifices. And sometimes those sacrifices are your face.

The playground summit was supposed to be a meeting of the minds. Eh... close enough.

Ever wondered why it was so hard to win a Tanooki suit from one of the Toad houses in Super Mario Brother 3? Yep, Toad was running a scam. Every single chest had a lousy mushroom in it. There WAS no Tanooki suit.

You ever had one of those days where nothing seens to go like textbook? I am 100% certain that breaking this dude's fall is the first time any of those books have ever been used.

The flute rendition of the 20th Century Fox jingle was groundbreaking in it's simplicity and elegant beauty. Unfortunately for it's creator, he hadn't realised that Saxamaphone always trumps flute. This is my new ringtone.

It's kinda like watching cats falling over or failing to jump a gap. From the look of them they should be the epitome of poise and elegance which just makes it all the more hilarious when they act clumsy and fail.

Looks like the celebs and residents of London crossed over to the dark side last & meddled in the dark arts. There was not a dry eye (or glass) at the event as they gathered to honour the great man behind the pint, Arthur Guinness. Cheers!

A Saturday Night Live clip, possible the best of 2011, where they lampoon the incomprehensible films from the likes of Guy Ritchie. It's hard to believe that the people who invented the language use it like this...

Invention of the century. I used to think flyswats were pretty cool until I clapped eyes on this badboy. No fuss, no mess, no flies. Just target practice and a few pinches of salt on the floor. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!