Desperation

They should put this in the Oxford English Dictionary under the word desperation. Dog will do anything for a tasty treat, this one will even lick carpet.

If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.

Isn't it funny that when someone comes up with a great idea that it's the exact moment that someone else see a way to totally improve. I'd definitely wait for the V2 model :)

This little cartoon will remind us all that when cussing someone's mother, it's best to check they're not suffering from any of the ailments you mock them with. And also, make sure they can't see the words you speak either.

GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door

If you're anything like me you probably think that religious artwork could be massively improved with a few Family Guy references throw in there. Guess what. POW. Family Guy Jesus lolz. Enjoy.

Have you ever laughed at sci-fi programmes and said to youself, "Who the hell comes up with these dumb ideas?". Well think again because it looks like Captain Kirk & Picard have had an effect on our technology. WTF!?!

WOW, i can't remember being so excited since first watch Star Wars Episode 1V for the first time. I think i'm in love, this is it, she WILL be mine .....*WAIT ..... NOOOOOoooooooo!

If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.

For some reason I believe the caption. I feel as though I'm looking into the face of a young Jeffrey Dahmer!

This girl starts out looking hot and then the face dysmorphia sets in and she turns aquatic. Why o why would she do such a thing? What next, is she going to grow gills and go live under the sea?