Dance Assassin

When it comes to winning dance-offs, having great moves are only half the battle. The other half is the element of surprise.

If you've got the time and inclination you too could make a tiny stack of waffles for you cat's breakfast, and be greeted by a perplexed look and a complete lack of interest. It probably wouldn't be this funny though.

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

An amateur-hour comedy lightsaber duel turns from the ridiculous to the hilarious as an amorous canine enters the fray and can't decide whether to bite Darth Vader or hump him into submission. Dog deserves and Oscar.

If you ever come face to face with a cocky bird sitting on your wind shield wiper NEVER turn them on to get rid of him. A crime like that will go down against you. It's a one way ticket to hell my friend.

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" And it's a really good questions, where the heck are they coming from?

Eating a cupcake is surely one of life's most challenging tasks. Sure, getting it in your mouth is easy, but doing it without covering yourself in frosting like some cupcake starved subhuman beast? Now THAT is hard.

This dude is insane times infinity. On the highway, traveling at over 45mph, he rides underneath a tractor in order to pass it. I'd hate to be a passenger on that ride :(

Hey seagull, WELCOME TO AMERICA. This is what happens if you're a seagull that is trying to steal American freedoms by eating the food that people have left out for you. You get caught, held aloft and mocked.

The shocking news that Vanilla cheated on Shovel Face hit us all hard but it seems that Will Ferrel is taking even harder than most. It's rare to see true love like this so when it goes sour it's like, super sad, yeah?

I'm sure a lot of you seen the first guy shooting in this video before, but here is a complete collection of test footage of these guys basically breaking their shoulders with this insane gun