Daddy has a Pen0r?

Kids say the funniest things, right? Well someone's been talking to this little one about some x-rated material, they've not been using the birds and the bees version either. Cover your ears people.

Never want another flat tire again? You should probably look into getting yourself some of these badboys. Differing from regular tires in that they don't rely on air pressure, these could just be the tires of tomorrow. Welcome to the future!

Five Cat machines are pitted against a mountain of massive wood blocks. The object of the game is for heavy equipment operators to remove and then reposition a stack of 27 blocks one at a time, without toppling the structure.

There are close calls and then there are these people - From cars nearly running them down to bolts of lightning striking metres away from them, it’s enough to make you never leave the house again.

It seems that the days of unlimited chicks dancing alone in their bedroom is coming to an end. They are either snapped up by fee-paying websites or busted by parents, but not this cutie.

Incredibly this video is not edited, and that weird noise coming from the cat's mouth that sounds like he's swallowed a few frog for his supper is actually coming from the cat. Go figure.

No glove? That's no problem for a fan at PNC Park who uses his popcorn bucket to haul in a foul popup. Yep, what a catch and totally worth the $15 he probably paid for that popcorn.

The atomic bomb has got a lot of negative press. Sure, they have the propensity for unparalelled devastation and atrocity, but play a bit of AC/DC over a montage video of nukes going off and it's totally AWESOME!!!

John Lennon meets Jack Nicholson’s crazed writer in this mashup of the Kubrick horror classic and Lennon’s hit “Instant Karma”. The Overlook Hotel never looked so groovy, but you still wouldn’t want to go and stay there.

Probably the most awesome piece of fanmail ever penned. I'm not sure if this is written in pidgin engrish or if the guy writing it just has a case of terminal derpitis. Either way it's freaking hilarious.

A little boy's salamander bites a TV show host, chaos ensues. Remember no animals were harmed during this taping-- except the talk show host who went deaf and needed a bandage.