Criminal Mastermind Escapes from Police

The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of "The Benny Hill Show" theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?

So it turns out that you don't have to have a big old gut and man titties to be a good sumo. This Czech wrestler shows the Japanese fatties how it's really done, while maintaining a more slender look about him. Still got a silly haircut though...

Who says a basketball isn't a deadly weapon? To be honest this could be the best movie death of all time. It's so realistic and if I'm not mistake that is Ma Fratelli from the goonies too.

This is an ultra high speed camera that can film at an amazing 5000fps and films a bullet blowing up a bunch of different stuff. - LOL

Bananas are tired of being beaten and bruised.. now they're fighting back. - LOL

This is probably the happiest you will ever see someone get for breaking their hand.

This is like a scene from Bad Boys 2 but dubbed into Portuguese. Dude stops a plane taking off by ramming his car into it so hard that he near enough knocks the wing off. Can't speak Portuguese but I bet there was a sweet wise-crack pun in there too.

A quick and dirty video mashup by SaladUK of Arnie and Sly getting into a quarrel. It's not exactly complex humour but if you enjoy a good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression and a bit of swearing, it's lolz.

He requires a minimum of 8.75 pats per hour, two fifteen minute sessions of chewing on shoes, one hour-long nap, and you have to pick up his crap. I say it's totally worth it.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

Why does this look like its not a good Idea? ... Beacuse its not.