Crazy Firework Safety Suit Guy

Thanks to some hydroforming, this British guy put together a steel suit so he can be experience a firework display from inside the very heart of it without sustaining life-threatening injuries. What a whacko.

This is very sweet of Nick Offerman, singing this song for his wife Megan Mullally on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It’s a potty-mouthed tale of blow jobs, buttsecks and smack. And who said romance is dead?

Sometimes when you attempt something in front of an audience there is peer pressure to continue until you succeed, whatever the cost. He finally does it but that isn't watermelon juice all over his head. OUCH

I'm sure that if she needs some live subjects instead of a popsicle to practice on there would be no shortage, I'll lead the way!

Cats, you never know what they are really thinking - SO cute, but yet so eveil! Was it an accident or was this cat paying back his owner for not feeding him on time? We may never know?

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

NEVER prank your older siblings - You know this kid got a beating off his big brother for this one.- LOL

See? This is what happens when you take the arts out of the schools-- Girls end up in gym class causing accidents.

This feline has taken to the sea like a fish to water, more evidence of their world domination plans. This little guy seems happy as a pig in poop, paddling around while his owners catch him some dinner.

Sometimes you just have to go for it, sometimes definitely NOT! The initial jump is seriously huge and then he takes it HARD to the family jewels. How he managed to walk away from this I'll never know.

Ah yes, “fucking magnets, how do they work?”—a line made famous by Insane Clown Posse’s track Miracles - It’s something to do with energy-related vectors and shit. Just watch the damn video.