Come To 'Jones' Big Ass Storage'

Do you need to store something? Be it kilos of crack, a dead body, the Mona Lisa or even somebody you've kidnapped whose ransom you're waiting on, this guy will help you store it for a small fee - WTF!?!

Wow! This kid is going to be the worst person in the entire world when she grows up. If she is like this at 3 years old just think.

This is either genius or the harbinger of the End Times and I can't for the life of me decide which it is. While it's funny watching someone sing while petrified, it represents a new low in televisual entertainment.

When it came to God dishing out impressions of rabid dogs that could frighten the terminator, this guy was first on the list. Not content with just explaining the story he practically turns into the dogs in question.

Watching snow fall off the roof is the Russian equivalent of watching the paint dry here in the States. But in defense of our western friends this is pretty damn cool!

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

A Russian infomercial host pulls the ol' switcheroo. Billy Mays is rolling over in his grave, right now, and selling a blade sharpener that actually works!

A chick running to her seat is cut off by her classmate and trips into the corner of her desk. If there is one thing that she will learn in school today it will be never to trust your friends again. Ever.

I love commercials for cars. It does make you want to do something that has nothing to do with automobiles. Serriously though, all ads should be like this. Just ladies in bathing suits.....and cars!?

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant take Karl to task on another one of his ill conceived ideas - 'Satnavs are lazy'. If you like watching an idiot being ruthlessly mocked by comedians this is right up your street!

They say that practice makes perfect, but this is just sad! This thief is going to need to spend a lot more time sharpening his fundamentals if he ever expects to turn pro.