Clams Like Salt

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

In case you're wondering what the song is, it's Thy Art Is Murder - Whore To A Chainsaw. You're probably kicking yourself now, right? That was on the tip of your tongue. The drumming cat prolly just made your mind go blank.

This is a tough gig, Lars Larson works at the Topless Trampolining World Championships, massaging and making sure the competitors are tip-top. The list for an apprenticeship must be endless?

From the mind that brought you Charlie The unicorn comes another amusing equine hero: Horse Man. Horse Man is rather upset about the way his birthday party has turned out. Looks like he's peanut butter jelly.

If you own a pair of testicles then there’s a strong possibility you will recognise every single one of these. Even if you’re not of the bum-scratching, finger-sniffing persuasion some of these will definitely ring true.

Most of us have got digital cameras these days but let’s be honest, how many of the different functions do you use? Well thankfully this guy’s come along to show us what all those weird functions mean.

Behold! The trailer for 1989 movie Moontrap, an alien artifact and bringing it back to earth. But, uh-oh, that alien artifact is an extraterristial war robot and all kinds of shit hits the fan, including the special FX.

After that much partying, she might have kissed anything. The wall was just lucky enough to be there.

It's time to go old skool for your movie entertainment and get nerdcore as CineFix presents Thor retold, via old-school 8-bit (and a little 16 bit ;) game tech. No quarters or controllers required!

You’d think riding a scooter would be pretty easy, just jump on the thing, turn the engine on and off you go. But as with most things in life, it’s rarely ever that simple—well not for these idiots anyway.

This is definitely one strike less than normal.. LOL